Barbie

Oh, the darling femme fatale of the funny pages!

Who can really fault her for exploring the extent of another's stupidity?

Every time he runs, she pulls the ball away. Does she do it because of the ego trip? The cheap thrill? The sense of control? To assert her independence?

Or maybe she knows that cartoons and comics are often vicious and dumb, and she's not going to be the one cracking her skull upon the ground.

Better to be the victor than the victim.

Better to be the Barbie than the Ken.